... and nowhere to hide.
I took Mother to an early dinner. It was... an experience. I spent the evening listening to Mother telling me all that I need to do for a happy marriage. ALL I need to do for a happy marriage. Is it me that is only awkward as my mother explains sex to me in a restaurant full of people? Yes, the conversation was in Chinese but it was a Chinese restaurant. The staff understood clearly. I could tell from their sympathetic looks. I also think some patrons understood as well. Perhaps it is paranoia that causes me to think that.
I believe all our future meals will be at home or Burger King where none speak Chinese.
Ahahahahaahah! Speechless. I am at once mortified and impressed by your mom.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Did you tell her you had that under control?? I'm afraid I'd have had to laugh. Mother's always amaze me..
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